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Trek Crack

set phasers to fun, ensign

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WHO ARE WE?

Are you sitting comfortably? I'm going to tell you a story.

Once upon a time, someone accosted someone on the street because they were wearing a Watchmen badge on their hat. Months later, they were locked in a dark room together for two weeks. During this time, Star Trek XI was released. The combination of overheating, dark room, and marathon runs of Star Trek: The Original Series, as well as far too much time, a wasted year at art college, and no real sense of shame caused CREATIVITY.

Unfortunately, this was not the kind of creativity which is bankable.

Indeed, it is more likely to disrupt fond childhood memories of Star Trek.
It's okay, we have fond memories of it too. We embrace it all - crack, slash, steam, smut, tribbles and crushes both posthumous and humorous.
I had a massive crush on Data from The Next Generation.
I loved him as only a seven-year-old can love.

(Note: We are two different people. We are not one person with Dissociative Identity Disorder. We live in INGERLAND and are therefore classy dames whatever we do. Even if what we are doing is looping animation of Captain Kirk thrusting through space.)


SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

Have you ever noticed that Star Trek brims to the full with cracktastic potential? So do we. We just monopolised on it before you and grabbed the community name. You may cry at night over this.

Realistically, we do hardcore arts, fic, and horrible horrible looped animations and photoshops which run along the theme that Star Trek is like a mine full of low-budget coal waiting to be ridiculed.

God knows, we love it though.
So much.
More than you.
Did YOU start a comm devoted to loving abuse of it?
We thought not.


WHAT IS BACON?

Bacon is a place. Bacon...is a state of mind.


WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, OH GOD WHY?

We only hurt you because we love you.

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